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By youdontsay123456 - 13/03/2016 21:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party while it was outside and pretty dark. I felt my feet get bitten but didn't think twice about it. Later went home and saw they were swollen. I automatically recognized it as fire ants, and reached for my epi-pen. It was expired. FML

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