Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML
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Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, I was super bored in health class so I decided to watch Invader Zim on my computer. I never made sure my headphones were connected. so the whole class turned and stared at me. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Today, I have a condition that when I get nervous, I get horrible diarrhea. I was taking an online math test worth a huge portion of my grade when I felt the rumble. Turning off the camera is an automatic fail, so I had to take my laptop to the bathroom with me. The teacher kicked me out of class. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7
I really, really tried to come up with something clever and witty to say here, but nothing's coming. The only thing I can do is shake my head. FYL, as well as the lives of your students. What an odd image to have of your TA.
imperfectclarity 0
Wipe yourself better after going to the bathroom. Then you won't itch as much.
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failuristic 3
I hoped you learned something from this, which should be along the lines of: computers you use at work are for your work. Not your anus. ..Oooh, that sounded a little dirty... whoops.
Butcher_1419 0
swamp ass? the cure is to take a ******* shower, hippie!
guuuuurl 0
hahah XD
Bloodknight 22
bwahaha, your nasty as hell!
hk_fml 9
LOL. That sucks so much. at least you werent watching **** or looking up gross images?
Tequilamockngbrd 7
I dunno, he could have meant Google Images... eek.
Rarecabbage 0
Haha. My geometry teacher my freshman year accidentally pulled up "dirty images". When he was going through his mail(projector on), he came upon a penis enlargement ad in his mail box. He thought it would just be words, but let's just say that there definitely was very large, blown up pictures of the real thing. :P Don't ask me why he clicked the mail in the first place or how he managed to not get fired for showing a class of about 30 a penis. o.0
whrobins431 4
daamnnnn lol
kristidgranger 3
how can someone right YDI for having an anus! are they five! if u don't have one than u got problems buddy! funny fml though
lostfaithinpppl 19
You mean "write"? The word "right" has a different meaning. Is English your second language?
FerrariCake 2
If you can't distinguish between homonyms and you often invoke the use of "u" to mean "you", and you end questions with an exclamation point... you might have worse problems than the guy who has no anus.
jennejm 0
#74: Get your use of quotation marks right. Use single quotations for quotes within quotes, not double. Better yet, don't be a self-righteous donkey and tell other people to be perfect when you are not. That would work too.
imnutsss 0
hmmm isn't that what you just did?? hmmmm...
zane666 6
Grammar nazi.
itouchguy360 3
Op, you just took your stupidity to the next level. Congratulations! :)
anjyu22 0
And that is why you don't google stuff about anuses at work. To make matters worse, you might have pinworms!
perdix 31
Ironically, it's an Astronomy class and one of the answers was "Uranus." I wonder if Chronicitchy is one of the moons of Uranus.
Spagneti 0
Oh my god, that was ******* hilarious.