This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By awpoop - 04/01/2022 06:35

Today, I wanted to impress this cute guy at work by making fun of the awkward new girl at the office. My coworkers seemed to be laughing at my jokes about her and I thought things went rather well. Turns out, someone snitched on me to HR. I'm now suspended without pay. Oh, and the cute guy totally dislikes me now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15
You deserved it 419

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For the longest time, I thought "Double Impact" was the most well-deserved FML of all time. But THIS. This is leaps and bounds worse. I've seen FMLs where people suffered because they lied, or because they made very poor life decisions, and they really made my blood boil. But I have NEVER seen an FML where someone has tried to get sympathy for being a d*ckhead and getting rightfully punished. Get the hell out of here.

I'm shipping Awkward New Girl and Cute Guy. Seems like a modern-day Cinderella story in the making. I'm sure you can guess which character you might be...

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its the 2020's, you dont impress anyone by being a bully.

For the longest time, I thought "Double Impact" was the most well-deserved FML of all time. But THIS. This is leaps and bounds worse. I've seen FMLs where people suffered because they lied, or because they made very poor life decisions, and they really made my blood boil. But I have NEVER seen an FML where someone has tried to get sympathy for being a d*ckhead and getting rightfully punished. Get the hell out of here.

Serve you right for being a bully. You don't make fun of people for no reason.

I'm shipping Awkward New Girl and Cute Guy. Seems like a modern-day Cinderella story in the making. I'm sure you can guess which character you might be...