Today, I wanted to impress this cute guy at work by making fun... - FML

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By awpoop - 04/01/2022 06:35

Today, I wanted to impress this cute guy at work by making fun of the awkward new girl at the office. My coworkers seemed to be laughing at my jokes about her and I thought things went rather well. Turns out, someone snitched on me to HR. I'm now suspended without pay. Oh, and the cute guy totally dislikes me now. FML

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Cody Engelke 15

Sunday 9 January 2022 4:54

For the longest time, I thought "Double Impact" was the most well-deserved FML of all time. But THIS. This is leaps and bounds worse. I've seen FMLs where people suffered because they lied, or because they made very poor life decisions, and they really made my blood boil. But I have NEVER seen an FML where someone has tried to get sympathy for being a d*ckhead and getting rightfully punished. Get the hell out of here.

Miss_Red 18

Friday 7 January 2022 16:42

its the 2020's, you dont impress anyone by being a bully.

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Miss_Red 18

Friday 7 January 2022 16:42

its the 2020's, you dont impress anyone by being a bully.

Cody Engelke 15

Sunday 9 January 2022 4:54

For the longest time, I thought "Double Impact" was the most well-deserved FML of all time. But THIS. This is leaps and bounds worse. I've seen FMLs where people suffered because they lied, or because they made very poor life decisions, and they really made my blood boil. But I have NEVER seen an FML where someone has tried to get sympathy for being a d*ckhead and getting rightfully punished. Get the hell out of here.

Ellimac21 14

Monday 10 January 2022 13:56

Serve you right for being a bully. You don't make fun of people for no reason.

meisiemeisie 8

Tuesday 11 January 2022 11:09

I'm shipping Awkward New Girl and Cute Guy. Seems like a modern-day Cinderella story in the making. I'm sure you can guess which character you might be...

Hangryko 29

Thursday 27 January 2022 9:38

You got what you deserved, Karen.

cacheson 41

Saturday 2 April 2022 16:05

I bet cute guy snitched on you.

randybryant799 20

Thursday 14 April 2022 7:54

You really don't sound like a very nice person. Why would you think bullying someone would make anyone like you??

cjrog727 2

Tuesday 31 May 2022 18:24

you're trash.

Cody Engelke 15

Saturday 11 June 2022 23:25

This FML's like-to-dislike ratio (27/660) is 0.04, or 4%. I love democracy.

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