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By uhmhaicats - 02/08/2016 17:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend chewing off his toenails after he had told me that he hasn't showered in days. I told him I wouldn't be kissing him anytime soon. He then tackled me and rubbed his lips all over mine. Fml
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GhostFox 33

I think this is a perfectly justifiable reason to break up with him. If this is how he acts on a regular basis for something as minor as you saying no kisses, I'd hate to see his response to 'no sex.'

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countryb_cth 38

Do you happen to be dating a 6 year old? Because that's the only age where this behavior is expected. That is seriously discusting. Honestly if I were you I would be rethinking my relationship until his hygiene improves.

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GhostFox 33

I think this is a perfectly justifiable reason to break up with him. If this is how he acts on a regular basis for something as minor as you saying no kisses, I'd hate to see his response to 'no sex.'

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Unlucky1232 20

w.... wh- .... wha- ...... What the ****? um.... go just go...... i .... i need to throw up now

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countryb_cth 38

Do you happen to be dating a 6 year old? Because that's the only age where this behavior is expected. That is seriously discusting. Honestly if I were you I would be rethinking my relationship until his hygiene improves.

8 1