Today, I've lost two friends due to their insanity. A couple...

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2020 02:31

Today, I've lost two friends due to their insanity. A couple weeks later, I got into huge fight with my brother. Then two days ago, the family dog was taken by animal control. It's been a crappy month.. FML

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