Transportation: Today, I tried to fix my wife's brakes and change her oil before...

By wrock84 - 08/05/2016 01:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to fix my wife's brakes and change her oil before I worked on my truck. Seven hours later both vehicles are unusable. FML

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wrock84 20

Monday 9 May 2016 5:25

For the record i am a mechanic, but when the caliper bolt snaps on one car and a caliper is seized on another with no way to get replacement parts until next day, no amount of skill/knowledge will help. Cant pull parts out of my ass

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ADOG2645 17

Sunday 8 May 2016 19:25

YDI, Why the hell would you attempt to fix the cars if you clearly had no idea what you were doing?

allie2590 31

Monday 9 May 2016 9:22

Well, what kind of mechanic are you if you can't pull parts out of your ass?!

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Platinum69 8

Monday 9 May 2016 21:50

Time to find a new hobby ;-)

waleedma 18

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:41

Your wife must be very happy with you..

caggybandicoot 34

Tuesday 10 May 2016 10:40

I hope you manage to get the parts soon, OP. That's seriously bad luck.

dirtyE30 1

Tuesday 10 May 2016 17:48

That's you get for buying American cars.

themanontheedge 13

Wednesday 12 October 2016 13:12

You sound like my dad... this is weird...

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