Today I told my boss I was ill and needed a few days off, he...

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2020 08:06

Today I told my boss I was ill and needed a few days off, he is convinced it’s coronavirus and insists I take the minimum two weeks quarantine. Most of my wage comes from tips, so I’ll barely make it two weeks without starving to death FML

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