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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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circayouandme 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:16

Are you kidding me?? Some friends they are. Drop them.

midnyte 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 7:25

Everyone is talking about the boyfriend. What about the **** "best friend?" Go.

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Zman158158 6

Wednesday 18 June 2014 17:15

Well that escalated quickly

Strider207 5

Saturday 5 July 2014 23:32

You... Your stupidity... Your insensitivity... You must be some sort of evil hell spawn.

avila_boy22 12

Sunday 6 July 2014 4:50

maybe you shouldn't have said anything

SofiaM0517 8

Thursday 31 July 2014 3:34

Dump them both

NamelessFace 22

Tuesday 12 August 2014 16:38

And that's why I don't text people. Ever. FYL.

scarred_foreva 40

Saturday 16 May 2015 20:14

Yes, because that would have changed the outcome completely.

Black_Ink 20

Monday 1 September 2014 5:42

Well that escalated quickly

Alikgentry 8

Tuesday 2 September 2014 6:18

I hope he was attempting to joke...

ashleigh_b 12

Monday 8 September 2014 23:30

The secret life of the American Teenager

12VCumminsCowboy 5

Sunday 28 September 2014 1:49

At least he's honest. Lol

randomgirl1234 20

Wednesday 15 October 2014 18:47

I hope you dropped both. Cheating asses.

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