Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

Well, never heard that one before. mom: "HEY" me: "GOT YOUR BEST FRIEND PREGNANT" although that would be totally inappropriate and impossible for me to do. but you get my point...

DarkFirefly206 9

Saturday 31 December 2011 6:07

At least he told you? O.o

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