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By FuckingListen - 07/02/2016 01:07 - United States - Reston

Today, I spent 2 hours trying to convince my sister that no, her boyfriend was not interested in having sex with his step sister. She hung up when I wouldn't agree with her psychotic delusion. She called me an hour later shrieking about how he broke up with her and why didn't I stop her. FML

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