Today, I have a crush on my 22-year-old coworker. A really bad one. I'm 59. How did this happen? FML
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Regulate 21
It's legal. These things happen. As always with these FML's more information is always needed when it comes to making an informed comment :) I've had the opposite for the last few years. Fancying a much older women. You never know who you're going to crush on I guess.
sexualchoclate 3
Because you're a cougar
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damo123 13
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Because you're a creep
sexualchoclate 3
Because you're a cougar
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Because she's attractive and you're immune to the silly idea that you are restricted to crushing on women of an arbitrary age range.
Moosie11 17
HE is very cute and mature. I'm female and married. I'm very confused by it all.
Denny1988 19
hey you are married, just keep it as a fantasy, and use it when you have sex with your husband. Maybe ********** before you go to work to ease your sexual tension
Konarika 11
OP is a woman (of course she can be lesbian, but who knows)
Glowworm56 27
Is this really so bad just because of the age difference ? The coworker in question is of a legal age and if he/she mutually likes you back, I don't see what's wrong with it. However, if his or her feelings are not mutual, it would definitely be best to move on with your life and see your crush as just that: a crush.
Regulate 21
It's legal. These things happen. As always with these FML's more information is always needed when it comes to making an informed comment :) I've had the opposite for the last few years. Fancying a much older women. You never know who you're going to crush on I guess.
Moosie11 17
Wish you were my crush!!
cheshireau 26
Thank you for having a lovely, understanding comment instead of calling OP names.
2simz 25
You could be a sugar daddy
MidnaLink 35
*cough *cough OP's a woman.
Cali 57
Sugar Mama? (Proud Family theme song begins...)
pjsr 33
Males of any virile age are attracted to young, healthy bodies of childbearing age. Most of the time, acting on those attractions is unwelcome. Nothing wrong with the crush, but don't ruin your work relationships.
Moosie11 17
Nope I'm female and uterus-less. He's the babe!!!
Randomness911 12
While i dont know how it happened, it sounds like you need to watch the movie "Hello My Name is Doris" cuz that's basically the plot. Good luck op, age is only a number.
funkyfunguy 10
U should shag her
mariri9206 32
And you should learn how to read OP's gender.
Garnetshaddow 30
A crush is a crush. I suppose enjoy the emotions while you have them... privately. If this person shows the slightest bit of interest in you, (real interest, not little signs you hope are interest!) you need to be the strong one. Turn them down gently. If you do act on this, PLEASE follow the campsite rule and exercise all cautions to keep you both mentally healthy.
pjsr 33
What's the 'campsite rule'?
Garnetshaddow 30
The "campsite rule" is a general guide for couples with a significant age gap. Particularly if the younger partner is in their first serious relationship or is otherwise inexperienced. Basically, be up front with the fact that this relationship is almost certainly not going to work out. Don't tease them with high hopes. Treat your partner well. Be gentle when it has to end. Leave your partner in just as good, or better shape than when you found them. Like a campsite : )
Nats4444 11
Nothing's illegal here. Why does she need to turn him down?
Denny1988 19
married...