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By Anonymous - 12/03/2019 22:00
Today I met with my ex girlfriend who left me 8 months ago and then met a coworker I had a drunk one night stand with 5 months ago to try and get over my ex. They’re both pregnant. FML
Not the brightest bulb on the vanity mirror then are ya
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