rawr117
Today, I met the perfect girl. She was beautiful, smart, and funny. She was also pregnant. FML
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Druu 53
Just because there's a bun in the oven doesn't mean you need to stop baking.
readingrachel 9
And she's perfect right? Grow some balls and ask her out. She's PERFECT
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Comments (25)
GIJoefan 6
Why should that make any difference? As long as she doesn't try to use you as an insta-babysitter, I think things should still be okay.
readingrachel 9
And she's perfect right? Grow some balls and ask her out. She's PERFECT
tonyromoy1 13
I am pretty sure she is married and that is why OP put this on FML
Sinshine 28
It says she's pregnant. That doesn't mean she's married or even has a partner right now. I'm sure if being married was the issue, it would say so in the FML
rawr117 13
She's also 17
bobsanction 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least you know she puts out!
GhostFox 34
One: Way to say that no matter how great of a person a woman is, she's worthless unless she has sex with a guy because he wants it. You're a real shining example of humanity. Two: The act that led to the pregnancy could have been non-consensual, or she could be a surrogate.
Druu 53
Just because there's a bun in the oven doesn't mean you need to stop baking.
TheAprilWitch 22
Was she in a relationship?
bogolopian 12
I suppose it guarantees that you can't make her pregnant.
RichardPencil 32
You work fast, playah!
Stiggy626 25
idc what anyone says, that's funny
pjsr 33
Maybe not quite so smart
draghkar 18
Perfection cannot be assessed in a day. What seems perfect can turn out to be a neurotic pain in the ass. What really matters is that you find the imperfect one, whose imperfections are what make her special. Relax, keep looking.
katluvr 22
Best answer. Wish I'd have thought of that.
Stiggy626 25
I think it's ridiculous that you say she's perfect but her being pregnant ruins it.... Faith in humanity -1
Cali 57
Raising a child is a huge deal! Even if the mother is perfect, OP might not be ready to take on that much responsibility with her.