Love: Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got... - FML

By sunboy52 - 05/05/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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laestrellita 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:31

This is why you don't keep nude photos of your girlfriend. You look and then delete that shit.

pennies83 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 20:24

Wow.... why would you even be stupid enough to leave a nude picture of your gf on your phone without locking it? You totally deserved this.

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texashorns82492 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:50

You definitely deserved this one, moron.

shawnarawwwrr 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:06

n00dz ftl. i personally think they are the dumbest thing ever. ive seen girls send them to their bfs, then break up and he decides to send them to everyone. you never know where they could end up. this isnt a FYL, this is a FHL.

arcturusvi 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:15

I guess forgetfulness and accidents are grounds for someone being stupid. And I think the father grabbed it with permission, perhaps to get a better look. The poster doesn't say he grabbed it without permission or anything of that nature. Shit happens, move on. Nude pictures are not trashy or slutty, unless they are handed out like samples to anyone who asks. You have to be a giant ******* prude to think a nude pic is trashy or signs of being a ****. Some people here must have pretty boring sex lives, or likely miserable marriages.

Tsukasa_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:37

Why were photos of her and photos of cats in the same folder?

chocolatenumnums 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:01

if you were smart, you would have blackmailed BEFORE showing her father jks, FYL indeed

mattmag 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:07

On your phone? C'mon, you don't really need to look at your nude girlfriend when you're on the bus. Just keep it on the computer.

Eiotlrd 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:18

At least your gf isn't camera shy

xxaaaxx 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:42

never keep pics like that on your phone. upload them on the computer THEN DELETE THEM!!!

itzdashit 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:43

Well, there was a pussy on the pic

24788 6

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:44

lol, don't keep them on your phone. You have online storage for a reason.

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