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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 07:24 - United States

Today, I'm in a committed relationship, but I also have strong feelings for a girl I work with and she's also in a committed relationship. FML

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BeautifulAquariusNightmare 2

Wednesday 22 May 2024 10:54

if you're like me, you're probably just intrigued by something new, different and exciting. don't make any mistakes until you know it's real, worth it and reciprocated

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BeautifulAquariusNightmare 2

Wednesday 22 May 2024 10:54

if you're like me, you're probably just intrigued by something new, different and exciting. don't make any mistakes until you know it's real, worth it and reciprocated

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