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Today, I found out that my girlfriend believes that vaccines cause autism, the Holocaust was propaganda and the american government was behind 9/11. I can't believe it took me seven years to learn that I was dating a total lunatic. FML

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Seven YEARS? ... What the hell have you been TALKING about for the last seven years, then...?

She's not a lunatic - just easily impressionable.

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Ouch. To be fair, she COULD have adopted those views due to bad influences. Though, I guess that could be considered even worse...

She's not a lunatic - just easily impressionable.

I would definitely link her to the articles that say sex reduces the risk of getting cancer...

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If you don't think 9/11 is an inside job then you are the lunatic. There is so much evidence ...

Hey look! We have another one! Good news, I think a relationship opportunity with a like minded individual is opening up soon. :D

Right and building #7 just collapsed because of the termites. Have fun being dumb

Yes Mulder, the truth is out there...

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You have been getting laid for seven years. I can't blame you for ignoring the red flags.

Hey, at least you know who to turn to when the Illuminati steals your job.

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To be fair there is a consiparcy theory about 9/11 so that kinda makes sense

Seven YEARS? ... What the hell have you been TALKING about for the last seven years, then...?

Maybe there hasn't been a lot of TALKING, if you know what I mean???

OP, sex must've been really, really good for the past 7 years if you've never even had to listen to her talk before this! Wow!

I gotta agree in my experience the crazier they are the better the sex. If you see a beautiful woman that can't keep a relationship chances are there are reasons.

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I can't believe it took that long, either. Did you two never talk about anything in the seven years prior? This is why you ask questions, man!

Well then. I thought I was bad because it took me 5 years to realize my boyfriend uses my perfume as balls deodorant. You dodged a bullet OP.