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By dragoongirl90 - 20/05/2016 11:19 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I have been sick for 18 years, I can't work, and I rarelt get a treat. My roommates (also disabled) bought me a cute new backpack purse. I was very excited about it. We went to Wal-Mart and when we came out, the door was unlocked and my new purse was gone. I never even got to use it. FML

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