By FullOfShit - 17/03/2019 12:00
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That the surgeon’s problem, not yours. Being elbows-deep in shit is why surgeons and plumbers get paid the big bucks.
Why not solve the issue of you having constant diarrhea instead? Why take a pill to make the symptoms go away? Are you THAT into *whatever is causing your constant diarrhea* (probably lactose)? That you don't have the will-power to stop shoveling it into your intake hole? Here's a quick solution for you, if you gave up the bad shit you won't need pills or surgery and can live a happy fulfilling life. Or.... Krispy Kreme OMGnomnomnom*DEAD*. Your choice.
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What about laxatives? Just get it all out before surgery
That the surgeon’s problem, not yours. Being elbows-deep in shit is why surgeons and plumbers get paid the big bucks.