Today I happened to glance at my partner's phone message that... - FML

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By Shattered Heart - 27/11/2017 21:37

Today I happened to glance at my partner's phone message that came through. She has been reconnecting with an abusive ex from several years ago. They are planning on seeing each other "whist having an intimate moment" on New Years. I'll be out of town visiting my family.....FML

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