Kids: Today, I had to wash our bedsheets because my son exploded through... - FML

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By disgusted - 18/01/2017 11:21 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I had to wash our bedsheets because my son exploded through his diaper all over them. Yesterday, I had to wash the sheets because my son threw up on them. FML.

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UltimateBob 11

Thursday 26 January 2017 21:04

Stop putting your son in your bedsheets

archerbea 4

Thursday 26 January 2017 9:45

Rethinking my dream of becoming a mom.

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brewmasterg 34

Thursday 26 January 2017 5:09

Well, that's what being a parent is like.

archerbea 4

Thursday 26 January 2017 9:45

Rethinking my dream of becoming a mom.

GhostFox 33

Thursday 26 January 2017 10:51

Adopt an older child that is mostly part the daily vomiting and pooping where vomiting and pooping should not be done. You won't have to deal with this part, and a kid that would likely otherwise have to age out of the system gets a home.

UltimateBob 11

Thursday 26 January 2017 21:04

Stop putting your son in your bedsheets

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