Miscellaneous: Today, I had to hide in my bathroom to avoid being yelled at...

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 20:17 - United States - Tinley Park

Today, I had to hide in my bathroom to avoid being yelled at by my parents. The reason? they think I spend too much time on the computer. I'm a computer science major.

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