Work: Today, I had the satisfaction of clicking on 'Send' with the... - FML

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By BeachGirl27 - 22/04/2016 13:21 - Australia - Acton

Today, I had the satisfaction of clicking on 'Send' with the signed work contract that I'd just received after months of uncertainty. A short time later I was advised of an interview for a longer-term contract that was full-time rather than part-time and at a higher pay grade. FML.

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