Today, I had a Tinder coffee date. He picked me up, we went to a coffee shop, we talked about work. I was having a fine time, that is until I went to the restroom and came back to find him, his car, and my phone charger gone. That was my only charger, too. FML
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Vallejo, United States
allherenotthere tells us more.
OP here. Trust me, that was the first and last time I'll let a guy pick me up to go on a date. I'll admit, I'm kind of new to the Tinder thing, and it was slightly spontaneous, so that's why my phone wasn't charged. It was drained from a day of college classes, for those who are wondering. I think the sting of getting ditched for the first time was a little worse than having my charger stolen.
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Cynical_1 26
You got into a car with a stranger you met online? You're lucky a missing phone charger is all you had to deal with.
Diana Cojocaru 3
Yet, on the bright side, it's a good thing most of us don't trust anyone easily and take our phones with us everywhere we go. At least a charger is cheaper than a phone, although the struggle of losing your only charger is real.
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lee47_fml 6
Well now you know he has more than 1 sexual partner......get checked for STD. With increasing diagnosis of drug resistant gonorrhea, AIDS, herpes and all the other glorious reasons NOT to indulge in casual sex with someone you don't KNOW EXTREMELY WELL.... Hurt ego could be the least of your worries
lamblady12 2
She got ditched on their first meeting while having coffee, I don't think they quite got to the sex part yet.
CaptMacLeod 45
Coffee shop. They went to a coffee shop. Common euphemisms aside, I really didn't get the impression she slept with him. Not sure where you did.
ShotaSammy 17
Op was on a first date and they weren't there long enough to even get to a hooking up stage?
megatron93 5
how did you jump from coffee date to casual sex?
Sparkieemae 14
hate to break it to you dude, but going on a coffee date and getting ditched isn't actually synonymous with anonymous sex. It's actually a pretty straight up statement. #themoreyouknow
Hapotm 21
She didn't have sex with him tho...
mercyelvira42 23
How did you get "unprotected, casual sex" out of "coffee date"?
kristinjeaneen 21
Who brings a phone charger on a date with them?
rashan1212 16
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73012211 17
Does anyone else tap on an FML with an author reply and have it not only show no reply from the OP, but have the FML and YDI buttons in French??