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RichardPencil
| 26
Well, at least there's some creature who gives a rat's ass.
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RichardPencil
| 26
Partial credit for a correct use of "literally!" The figure of speech is "crawling up my ass," and you would have been a hero to us "literally" fundamentalists had you referenced that.
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wrenthecat
| 13
sure
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davidfong
| 12
Your ass must taste amazing if your rat is trying to eat it
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bl3ur0z3
| 15
Why is your pet rat running around free to crawl up your ass and why don't you know your pet's gender?
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manb91uk
| 22
Would referring to the rat as he/she make this any more palatable?
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manb91uk
| 22
There are so many questions... I literally can't function....
Why were you naked, in the shower, with your pet rat?!
Why were you naked, in the shower, with your pet rat?!
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux
| 13
wha-huh did it succeeed
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Briarpatch
| 20
Why in the living hell was your pet rat... er... never mind. I think I'll have a happier life if I don't know the answer to that question.
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
How deep did it get in?
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Etherealist
| 2
kinky.
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Why were you naked, in the shower, with your pet rat?!