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By G0ldenl0cks - 26/03/2016 05:45 - United States - Monroe

Today, I got kicked out of my best friends house (where I've been staying because I got kicked out of mine because my mom is a control freak) because I said I didn't like the church they went to because there was no one my age. Apparently that was blasphemy. FML

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