Love: Today, I got dumped because I put ketchup on my Kraft Dinner.... - FML

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By KKD - 14/06/2016 15:24 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got dumped because I put ketchup on my Kraft Dinner. FML

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sleepyolivia 14

Wednesday 15 June 2016 6:01

YDI. (Kidding.) In all seriousness, your partner was likely looking for an excuse to end the relationship beforehand. I doubt that your preferences in food was the actual only reason they dumped you.

stonedzenra8 12

Friday 17 June 2016 0:05

????what

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sleepyolivia 14

Wednesday 15 June 2016 6:01

YDI. (Kidding.) In all seriousness, your partner was likely looking for an excuse to end the relationship beforehand. I doubt that your preferences in food was the actual only reason they dumped you.

stonedzenra8 12

Friday 17 June 2016 0:05

????what

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