Today, I get up early at 4 a.m.. Since I usually have to wake... - FML

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By "Leif Valnick Satyawarman" - 29/07/2019 01:49

Today, I get up early at 4 a.m.. Since I usually have to wake up that early, I have prepared everything beforehand. I have to travel long distance to my office (around 38 km, maybe more maybe less). Arriving at the gym nearest to my office, I realized that I forgot my wallet. FML.

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 2 August 2019 6:01

Haven't we all forgotten our wallet at one time or another - and thus more than once in our lifetime?

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jbuckets_404 38

Friday 2 August 2019 6:01

Haven't we all forgotten our wallet at one time or another - and thus more than once in our lifetime?

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