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By Celestialfur - 29/04/2016 09:12 - United States - Miami

Today, I found out my girlfriend has a beastiality fetish...After letting her dogsit for a week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 120
You deserved it 9

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I really hope she didn't do to your dog what it sounds like she did... poor dog.

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Florida has laws against **********. There is an issue with the law, admittedly, but Florida is better than Hawaii, Kentucky, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, Ohio, Vermont, West Virginia, and Wyoming, who all have NO laws against **********, as of this post. Even more states have anti-sodomy laws that are supposed to protect animals, but are ineffective due to poor wording. So not only does Florida afford animals more protection than those states, but ********** happens everywhere. It's a moral issue, and thus not limited to one location, but found everywhere humans are. So you not only are spreading a stereotype, but spreading it based off ignorance, misinformation or malice.

I really hope she didn't do to your dog what it sounds like she did... poor dog.