Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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isuckhayleystits 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:23

Haha, your boyfriend rules.

dramakat11 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:30

Funny but not an FML unless you moved in your sleep and somehow got mauled by the cat or something.

fotc77 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:31

hilarious but is it really FML worthy?

burnhamt23 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:39

Ydi for having a cat. Also your bf is full of win

FordPrefect 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:47

That is ******* fantastic.

Swimmergrl9244 1

Friday 7 August 2009 0:50

That is awesome. Not really an FML, I don't see how it hurts you.

leagan66 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:53

http://www.berro.com/reasons_to_stay_sober/reasons_not_to_get_drunk_friends_prank_stacking_stuff_on_you.jpg http://www.berro.com/motivational/reasons_to_stay_sober_funny_pictures_of_drunk_people.htm

octopuspanda 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:54

not an FML. my best friend has done this to me while i'm awake if i'm ignoring her. and, she beat ur bf. four pillows, three books, and my laptop. XD

Psh_ily 0

Friday 7 August 2009 0:58

ahahah i love this guy

Kiwi_Splash 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:09

HAHAHHAHAHA. I love cool boyfriends like that.

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