Miscellaneous: Today, I found out I lost my wallet and that someone was using...

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By walletwoes - 22/11/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, I found out I lost my wallet and that someone was using it through my credit history. I now have no money, no credit or debit, no ID, and I go to college across the country from my home. I can't fly home for Thanksgiving without an ID. FML

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