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By arenee - 16/06/2016 07:24 - United States - West Jordan

Today I found out I have to get braces. I am 20 years old and already had braces for 5 years when I was younger. FML.

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C8H18 33

Friday 17 June 2016 7:10

Did they forget to give you a retainer???

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C8H18 33

Friday 17 June 2016 7:10

Did they forget to give you a retainer???

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