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By Anonymous - 02/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Syracuse

Today, I came home to find that one of my roommates had taken the curtain, along with its railing, off the window in our living room because we kept forgetting to open the curtain for her plants in the morning. FML
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MidnaLink 33

Unless she asked you to do this while she was on vacation, then she can open her own damn curtain.

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Narcisse_fml 25

I'm all for tit-for-tat. I'd throw out the plants.

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LudA9844 11

Put her plants outside where they belong

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ImminentDisaster 12

Why can't she make sure they're open them herself? Is it that you don't want the curtains open during the night (to avoid inviting burglars?) and she is unable to open the curtains herself because she's sleeping in the morning because she work night shifts? That's the only explanation I can think of.

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kasuke06 5

get a bedsheet, and a nailgun. Put it up and nail it in place. Bitch wants to keep plants, she may do so in her own space after a stunt like that. Or purchase herbicide. Since the landlord may not like the nailed up bedsheet look.

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gotaplanstan 28

Holy crap this is the biggest fml I've ever seen

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T1A2Z3 34

So? It's not your bedroom. Are you often naked in the living room of the communal flat/house?

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