Holidays: Today, I came back from vacation only to find my 16-year-old... - FML

By Aggressive - 24/07/2013 13:12 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I came back from vacation only to find my 16-year-old son was throwing a party with over 30 kids in our house. My 33-year-old sister was having fun dancing on a table. FML

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Aggressive 11

Thursday 25 July 2013 10:30

My son had to clean up the mess, and pay for any damages, also he's grounded for a LONG time. Hopefully he'll learn from this. At the moment, my sisters still too drunk to be reasonable, I'll have to speak to her when she's sober. As for the kids at the party, most of their parents have been notified!

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botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 24 July 2013 18:57

Sounds like a good time to me!

ciaraohagan94 5

Thursday 25 July 2013 10:52

Obviously he should be punished but now that you know that he drinks maybe you could be more open to him doing it in the house? When my granny found out I drank at 16 I was allowed to have a drink or two at a family get together but nothing serious like spirits. Anyway letting him find out his limits is good because you don't want to be the parent of the guy who comes home, vomits in the sink and sleeps on the kitchen floor at 19

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kenyrabit 25

Friday 27 May 2016 2:45

Well, at least they had supervision.

ThatEmoBoy 26

Wednesday 14 February 2018 6:03

sounds like a fun party to me

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Thursday 6 September 2018 3:54

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