Miscellaneous: Today, I called my dad to reimburse me for paying off the outstanding...

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By HarmoniousMe - 13/03/2016 18:55 - United States - Portland

Today, I called my dad to reimburse me for paying off the outstanding Comcast bill he had fraudulently gotten in my name so that I can get Internet in my apartment. he said no. FML

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