Miscellaneous: Today, I auditioned for our high school choir. I considered myself...

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By do-re-mi-fa-no - 02/03/2016 00:15 - United States - Clover

Today, I auditioned for our high school choir. I considered myself a good singer, but I was turned down because I "wasn't aesthetically pleasing for the group". TL;DR: I didn't get into choir because I'm apparently ugly. FML

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