Intimacy: Today, Christmas morning, I woke up at 355 am to a raging period... - FML

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By Blondebutnot - 25/12/2016 18:22

Today, Christmas morning, I woke up at 355 am to a raging period spewing forth including all its side effects. It's the first 48hrs hubby and I have had alone in 6+months. I've also been injured for the last 2 weeks and hadn't been able to have "adult time" FML

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namiika 6

Tuesday 27 December 2016 3:27

Many people in relationships feel closer after having sex, it's a bonding thing. Maybe you've just never had someone to experience this with and that's why your such a prude, lmao.

ChristinePi 36

Monday 26 December 2016 16:13

For some women sex can help relieve some of those symptoms.

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ChristinePi 36

Monday 26 December 2016 16:13

For some women sex can help relieve some of those symptoms.

Zelda9678 11

Monday 26 December 2016 20:48

Oh, boo hoo. No adult time. Obvious sarcasm is obvious.

namiika 6

Tuesday 27 December 2016 3:27

Many people in relationships feel closer after having sex, it's a bonding thing. Maybe you've just never had someone to experience this with and that's why your such a prude, lmao.

shortcake563 21

Wednesday 28 December 2016 9:38

lay an old towel down on the bathroom floor... I mean you both are washable... then when u guys are done jump in the shower....just a thought

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