Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I learned that my father, who died when I was a child, was not in fact my father. This comes as my mom, who has been present and loving my whole life, passed away without providing any additional information. I'm a grown man and my family also had no idea. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad and mom, who just passed away, were never married and that my siblings and I weren't actually his. Now there's the very real possibility that we could be taken away. I'll die if that happens. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, without telling me, my mom dropped me off at my grandmother's house, and drove off. Now I'm supposed to spend the next month with her. Guess she forgot my grandma died six weeks ago. FML
Today, my grandfather was counting all the grandchildren he had and saying how fortunate he was to have all of us. When I pointed out that he'd forgotten to count me, he turned and said, "You're adopted, you don't count as a real grandchild." FML
Today, my grandparents told me they couldn't make it to my college graduation, even with months in advance to plan, because they had their annual Mother's Day plans with friends. Plans they've had every year, and are further away. This was the only time I'll ever have a graduation ceremony. My grandpa is my last biological grandparent. FML
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alexandraa_fml 0
Your parents sure do recognize opportune moments to drop bombs.
MoonyIce 0
I'm pretty sure a lot of the YDIs on the ones that couldn't be anything but FYLs are trolls and/or smartasses. They just click it to be oh-so-bad.
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Comments (163)
silbern 0
although family is not all about the blood in your veins, it is too me. what you need to do OP is find your real family pronto.
beanstalk0311 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha omg hahahahahahahahahahahaha EPIC!! So you're clearly not loved. Suicide?
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
This is what an FML should be. My sympathy goes out to you, OP.
Crysta_fml 3
This is insensative.. but GREAT FML! and fyl. condolences.
Danzergirl1 0
Wow beanstalk ur a d!ck
elisabethecstasy 0
This should not be on here ):
iFruit 0
Dad: Honey, I have some very sad news. Your granny and grandpa died in a car accident today. OP: Aww omg really? Mom: Don't worry, honey! You're not related to them anyway. OP: What the ****...? Dad: You're adopted. OP: Holy shit. BRB, this is FML worthy.
elisabethecstasy 0
lol that is exactly what I was thinking.
little_otter 0
and apparently you were so grief-stricken that your immediate thoght was: "MAN I NEED TO SHARE THIS WITH THE INTERNET"!!
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
wow thats really sad.
oNikkio 0
As if that would make a difference. The definition of a real father/mother/family member is not blood, but the way they treat you.