Today before I left for school, I cleaned some trash out of car... - FML

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By SealedSage - 02/05/2017 10:29 - United States - Memphis

Today before I left for school, I cleaned some trash out of car while my wife ran back inside to get something. When I walked the 100ft or so back to the car, I could not find my car keys. My wife returned without them. I turn around to see the garbage truck lifting and dumping the trash bin. fml

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