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By turdwrangler - 23/03/2016 15:18 - United States - Central Point

Today, at a trailer park where I was going to be unclogging a drain. I noticed a 2 year old walking around with only a diaper on and no adult in sight. I called the police after 10 minutes of seeing no other adult. Turns out the moms house is where I was working and she knew I called the police. FML

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