Miscellaneous: Today, as my girlfriend and I boarded our flight, I squeezed...

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2016 02:17 - United States - Conway

Today, as my girlfriend and I boarded our flight, I squeezed what I thought was my girlfriends ass. Turns out, it was someone who looked a lot like my girlfriend from behind. Needless to say I was slapped and given dirty looks the whole flight. FML

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