Miscellaneous: Today, after being accused of stealing at Walmart, the security...

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By mfmylifesrsly - 03/05/2016 07:36 - United States - Houston

Today, after being accused of stealing at Walmart, the security man started sexually harassing me. After I left and was driving home, I started having an anxiety attack, which resulted in me totalling my car. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 3 May 2016 20:00

I'd be having some words with an attorney and the security guard's supervisor. Not much you can do about the wrecked car though.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Tuesday 3 May 2016 20:00

I'd be having some words with an attorney and the security guard's supervisor. Not much you can do about the wrecked car though.

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