Intimacy: Today, after a pretty rough break up my ex and his sister swapped... - FML

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By Thor1012 - 26/12/2016 22:36 - Ireland

Today, after a pretty rough break up my ex and his sister swapped my old nudes and showed them to my old family friends. FML

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Zelda9678 11

Thursday 29 December 2016 5:00

This FML is confusing. You either meant something else or used the wrong word. "Swapped"? You mean "dug up"? "Found"? Etcetera? Also, YDI. You took nudes. What do you expect?

Asylum_fries 0

Friday 30 December 2016 6:07

Swapped? As in his sister also had your nudes?

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minissaussette 25

Tuesday 27 December 2016 11:12

Wow ... They're terrible people. Even if you were at fault in the breakup, revenge **** is never ok ...

Zelda9678 11

Thursday 29 December 2016 5:00

This FML is confusing. You either meant something else or used the wrong word. "Swapped"? You mean "dug up"? "Found"? Etcetera? Also, YDI. You took nudes. What do you expect?

Asylum_fries 0

Friday 30 December 2016 6:07

Swapped? As in his sister also had your nudes?

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