Customers and Work: Thanks for the mental image!

Thanks for the mental image!

By jennythezebra - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Thornton Heath

Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML

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conman531 23

Wednesday 4 June 2014 8:18

Hey, it's always okay to laugh at yourself

htownpostman 16

Wednesday 4 June 2014 8:19

Laughing at the stupidity of others at an attempted insult is always the best!

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silverstream20 20

Thursday 5 June 2014 10:14

Laughing at yourself is sometimes better than being offended. I think you handled yourself well OP.

RebelNikita 3

Sunday 8 June 2014 10:47

omg I just had the same Imagery come to me when I stared reading the post o.O like a doll that cant bend

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