Thanks for the mental image!

By jennythezebra - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Thornton Heath

Today, a customer told me, "Girls your size can't bend at the waist." I couldn't stop laughing at the imagery long enough to be really offended. FML
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Top comments

conman531 23

Hey, it's always okay to laugh at yourself

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htownpostman 16

Laughing at the stupidity of others at an attempted insult is always the best!

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khaled_almu 13

Is that kind of Confident? I'm so confused.

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ArianaLuvU 14

Its nice to finally see someone who doesnt get a pissy over something like that

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SpamPam 18

OP has every right to be upset over something like that

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liffagain 16

I would have never guessed that he was comenting on her size. To me it sounds like he is trying to provoke her and make her bend over to prove him wrong. In a kind of perverted matter?...no?...ok. :/ Well, he is a moron anyway. It makes me so happy that you were able to react the way that you did. :D

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alicealiveordead 13

agreed, when I first read the post I imagined him leering at OP like a creepy perv.

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RedPillSucks 31

Yeah, I bet you can't bend over... oh yeah, just like that.... Now, I bet you can't raise your skirt just a little. ooohhh, yeah! I think I'll try that on my next date.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

People bend over at the hips, though.....Good for you for laughing!

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rjt93 18

OP sounds like funny person to me, Just stay true to yourself.

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martin8337 35

prove the customer wrong.

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fadingaway 17

Customer tells OP she's too fat to bend, by saying girls her size can't bend at the waist. I think OP pictures someone bending at the waist, which is impossible unless your spine is broken because people bend at the hips. Could be wrong.

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Cynical_1 26

You were just doubled over with laughter huh?

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cantik20 5

I couldn't stop laughing imagining you laughing at his stupid comment. Sounds like you have an awesome personality.

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