Embarrassing, Weird, Awkward and Work: Technically Spanish - FML

Technically Spanish

By LeChameauTrisomique - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-germain-de-la-grange

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I started to panic. My teacher suggested that I should say whatever popped into my head. I blurted out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

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whatsupitsbrian 23

Friday 14 March 2014 15:00

Did you dance too?

saIty 17

Friday 14 March 2014 15:02

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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elusiveshame 22

Friday 14 March 2014 19:18

Judging by your English, I wouldn't be surprised if you failed your Spanish exam.

lightanddark 17

Friday 14 March 2014 19:39

if you didn't notice, it was translated from French.

shortemogirl 10

Friday 14 March 2014 19:34

That's hilarious

roundtherose 10

Friday 14 March 2014 19:45

You turned an awkward moment into an awesome moment.

gabix3 16

Friday 14 March 2014 19:53

La gente esta muy loca!

Spyfiction 6

Friday 14 March 2014 19:57

Ha!

LisaDay 14

Friday 14 March 2014 21:16

i said "Domo arigato Mr. Roboto" during Japanese exam once. it was the first one of my first year. i was supposed to count to ten, but nerves gave me a brain fart and i panicked.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 14 March 2014 21:55

It Spanish right? Better than something in English that you regret

Relf 19

Friday 14 March 2014 22:20

A+ if you dance

kolapo 8

Friday 14 March 2014 22:38

What does OP means

vlalam 24

Friday 14 March 2014 23:11

Good job!!!

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