Embarrassing, Weird, Awkward and Work: Technically Spanish

Technically Spanish

By LeChameauTrisomique - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-germain-de-la-grange

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I started to panic. My teacher suggested that I should say whatever popped into my head. I blurted out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

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whatsupitsbrian 23

Friday 14 March 2014 15:00

Did you dance too?

saIty 17

Friday 14 March 2014 15:02

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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carterjanelle 9

Saturday 15 March 2014 2:17

Why was this even published? It's embarrassingly corny

Taolan 23

Saturday 15 March 2014 2:31

Bet it would've been forgiven if you'd done the dance. That's the kind of thing you can get away with once or twice if you go full-tilt.

an3ph 20

Saturday 15 March 2014 4:32

Better than "Hasta la vista, baby!"

SnowFangedBeauty 19

Saturday 15 March 2014 4:35

Best report ever? Hope you got an A!

fawfulster 11

Saturday 15 March 2014 7:02

YDI, this isn't bad, it's hilarious! XD Hopefully the teacher got a laugh too.

Echosnow 15

Saturday 15 March 2014 16:54

If I was your reacher I would give an A right then and there!!!

Capt_Colorz 8

Saturday 15 March 2014 19:05

I would have passed u!!

born_hustla 26

Sunday 16 March 2014 3:51

Epic!

1mess 1

Tuesday 18 March 2014 4:41

I hate oral exams, but the song is in Portuguese

veritoswty6 14

Tuesday 18 March 2014 5:47

Too funny.. Hey Macarena aaah ha.. Great job at least it should be worth some credit for trying.

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