Embarrassing, Weird, Awkward and Work: Technically Spanish

Technically Spanish

By LeChameauTrisomique - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Saint-germain-de-la-grange

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I started to panic. My teacher suggested that I should say whatever popped into my head. I blurted out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

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whatsupitsbrian 23

Friday 14 March 2014 15:00

Did you dance too?

saIty 17

Friday 14 March 2014 15:02

If you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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olpally 32

Friday 14 March 2014 15:02

Haven't heard that song in a long time. Lol, nice job.

debbster7 18

Friday 14 March 2014 15:05

Should've watched more Dora the Exploradora, OP... Smh.

micassures_fml 19

Monday 28 April 2014 19:11

actually, in the French version, Dora speaks French and English, not Spanish

Celeste7_fml 18

Friday 14 March 2014 15:06

If I was the teacher, I probably would've laughed. I hope your teacher was understanding.

kurodansei 16

Friday 14 March 2014 15:07

ALRIGHT!

chaoss10 18

Friday 14 March 2014 15:08

I call BS

hellnosucka 27

Friday 14 March 2014 15:13

....And that's how the macarena was created. what a historical moment!

Blondie_0509 6

Friday 14 March 2014 15:19

That should have broken the ice, though....

nayrpluk 1

Friday 14 March 2014 15:23

That is the opposite of a problem

iateapenguin 27

Friday 14 March 2014 15:25

Quite the special moment there, you should at least have gotten marks for being entertaining :P

upallnight11 19

Friday 14 March 2014 15:58

At least you tried, OP!

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