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Today, my daughter brought home her new boyfriend. He has a neck tattoo, and his life's dream is to be a professional "beer pong player." FML

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I dislike people who stereotype others based on their tattoos. Just because someone has a tattoo, doesn't mean their bad. The way this FML was worded, it seemed like the person was not only making judgments on their terrible job choice, but their tattoo. The only FML I see is the boyfriend's poor choice in job interest.

Look at the bright side, she's not pregnant...... Yet....

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how old is she? if she is young she has time to out grow him

And what, exactly, is wrong with neck tattoos?

Oh the problems of being from Calgary

I'm with everyone else here. There's nothing wrong with neck tattoos, or any tattoos for that matter. Do you know what the meaning behind his is? It could be something really important.

crazy4books23 13

Nothing is wrong with having a tattoo. However the beer pong player part is.....

FinalTrigger 5

The neck tattoo isn't that bad. But the beer pong thing... Yeahhhhh...

I was about to say that... Tattoos are nothing to be worried about, since a lot of people get them. But the beer ping pong idea is absolutely ridiculous. I hope that he either grows out of it or her daughter realizes her mistake before she gets hurt or pregnant.

mariebc123 7

Either she will out grow that..or you'll be a grandma!

Challenge him to a game of beer pong to test his skills. If he beats you, he might have a shot.

PhishloverA 14

At least it's not flip cup he wants to pursue. I think there's beer pong in the Olympics. Oh wait, that's ping pong

Dreamsxofxpaperx 4

Some tattoos are just plain stupid, but because he has a neck tattoo that makes him unfit for your daughter? Believe it or not, people with tattoos have hearts too. His goal in life, however, is really something to be concerned about. If he's being serious, he sounds like an idiot. Good luck!