bleh
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Stuck on ugly
Today, I found out that my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML
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ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
I didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker wrote FML's!
DocBastard 40
A lady gets on a bus while holder a very ugly baby. She sits down in the back, and immediately the man next to her looks at the baby and says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Disgusted, the woman goes to the driver and tells him what the man said. The driver says, "You should go back there and give him a piece of your mind. Here, let me hold your monkey..."
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marcranger 29
all babies are ugly. your parents should have realized.
Micayla 12
Let's hope you grew out of that "awkward" stage?
bouncykiddo 0
That's so sad!
DocBastard 40
A lady gets on a bus while holder a very ugly baby. She sits down in the back, and immediately the man next to her looks at the baby and says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Disgusted, the woman goes to the driver and tells him what the man said. The driver says, "You should go back there and give him a piece of your mind. Here, let me hold your monkey..."
Draminicaus 0
Lmao! It's completely impossible to follow-up after one of your jokes, Doc. xD
iheartglasses 0
Work your way to getting a nice job and buy yourself some plastic surgery if you are really unhappy with your looks. After Im done breastfeeding this (found out a few days ago) little girl Im carrying, Im totally getting my boobs reduced and made all pretty :)
mirrorrrxx 0
Congrats on the little girl :D
whorerhorror 6
plastic surgery doesn't fix the real problem
matto263 0
ydi for being so ugly
awwweczzz 0
ass
xThatAsianGurlx 0
Blame your parents mix of genetics for making you ugly. But everyone is beautiful :D
LilaBear 2
How old were you? "Baby" doesn't count. Were you like 4 weeks old, or 4 months old? Lots of brand new babies have pretty misshapen heads, nothing unusual there.
Leftieswillrule 3
listen to Doug Stanhope talk about beautiful people. you'll feel a little better knowing that at least you aren't like most of us, wondering if maybe we could be better looking if did our hair differently or worked out more
iheartglasses 0
Thank you 34 :) I was hoping for a boy since I already have a boy and they are just awesome, but I guess I get that "Perfect Family". All thats missing is a dog lol