Sophie's choice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to choose between living with my overprotective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot-smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0

Choose your dad. At least he isn't always trying to bum money from you.

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austin1414 3

duuuuddee ur mom is like... what was I even saying...DUDUUDDEE

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secretvampire13 0

easy decision... go with ur mom. ur not stuck babysitting all the time, she's chill and u can get a good time out of it.

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quwerty 0

just take some weed from your mom and your even

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wasabiinurvagina 0

Dad. At least he cares.

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azchecka45 0

Stoners are more laid back, and I'm sure your mom has lent you plenty of money in your lifetime. You'd get away with alot more at your moms, and pot is pretty cool :)

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danilols689 11

choose your dad. If he's protective it means he loves u and cares

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whitest0rm 0

I say go wiv ur mum lol at least u can forget ur problems by smokin weed xD haha

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kayladrasmussen 0

Not a hard choice. choose your dad and hire a babysitter. you stating your own rules to your dad will make him respect you.

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foryoublue94 0

Live with your mom. Steal and sell her pot.

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